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Sorry, Currently out of Stock

Demand is currently very high and we are struggling to keep up. Once we have the JU stastick back in stock, we will be open our online store front again. To make sure that you can get your JU stastick when they are back in stock, please send a misspelt email somewhere to register your interest.

Alternatively, you could just go into the garden to pick up a stick and get a tape measure from your local DIY outlet. Seriously, it's not that hard!

*All purchases of a JU stastick solutions are final and elbillug corporation is not able to offer refunds. JU stastic is not capable of proving that the earth is flat, mainly because it's a fucking sphere you gullible twat.

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