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JU stastick

The number 1 tool for proving that the earth is flat.

Combining the wisdom of the ancient Greek civilisation and 21st centry engineering, JU stastick is the world's most effective tool for proving that the earth is flat.

Compared to other expensive laser gyroscope based technologies, JU stastick offers an effective and affordable alternative to help you with all your flat earth proving needs.

JU stastick is simple to use and comes with simple step-by-step instructions. This will allow you to perform measurements and analyse the data quickly so you can start denying the results within minutes.

Why JU stastick?

Quality - At elbillug industries we believe that quality is paramount, we only use the highest quality components that are not available anywhere else.

Affordability - Many other flat earth proving tools are expensive. JU stastick is equally as effective in proving that the earth is a flat stationary plane as more expensive laser gyroscope based solutions whilst being a fraction of the cost.

Social - Measurements are best performed with friends, If you actually had any. With measurements performed around the world, it is even more fun to fail at disproving the globe.

What's Included?

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A stick. Crafted from the finest materials and using innovative fabrication methods, this stick represents the state-of-the-art in solar angle measurement technology

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This high precision measurement apparatus will allow you to accurately measure the length of the shadow cast by our state of the art stick.

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To analysise the data, high performance computing systems are supplied. At elbillug, we understand that finding cognitive power is always a challenge for busy flat earthers. To make the analysis easier, we have removed all the other confusing buttons.

*All purchases of a JU stastick solutions are final and elbillug corporation is not able to offer refunds. JU stastic is not capable of proving that the earth is flat, mainly because it's a fucking sphere you gullible twat.

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